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For those of you about to come to China...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Jones, Jun 29, 2008.

  1. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    ...these are the things I've learned:

    1) Bring a step-down converter and a plug adapter for your laptop.

    2) Don't order chicken.

    3) Recalibrate your expectations of personal space.

    4) Look three ways before you cross the street (cars can turn right on red without stopping).

    5) Landlines are bugged by the fuzz. Say the word "Tibet," and you'll get cut off.

    6) It's weird to be stared at.

    7) If a pretty Chinese girl asks you if you want to take her for coffee and help her learn English, she's going to take you to a restaurant that will serve a big strap-on dildo up your ass with every order of steamed rice.

    8) Don't drink the tap water.

    9) Tsingtao is actually a German beer and pretty damn good.

    10) Immodium. Lots and lots of Immodium.
     
  2. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    I'm going just for No. 7.
     
  3. Pete Incaviglia

    Pete Incaviglia Active Member

    No. 7 had me laughing my ass off.
     
  4. Dickens Cider

    Dickens Cider New Member

    I thought cindybj already knew English. :(
     
  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    I'm not surprised by 10, considering who started the thread. Eight isn't a shocker either.
     
  6. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Did she charge extra for #7?
     
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    With 2, do you get egg roll?
     
  8. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    That comes with No. 7.
     
  9. joe

    joe Active Member

    8) Hong Kong Fuey.

    Ain't no No. 1 Super Guy.
     
  10. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    On No. 7, did you have to tip them or did they tip you?
     
  11. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    No, that's a yeast roll.
     
  12. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    They started Jones with the tip, just to see how he'd respond to it.

    And on No. 5, how many times did you say "Tibet" just to test the censors?
     
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