For the board's hockey fans, I present:

www.slap-shot.com

 

Who own da Chiefs?

 

Hanrahan, Suzanne sucks pussy! I know! I know!

 

I'm drunk Reg. If anyone hits me, I'm gonna piss all over myself.

 

She's a dyke! A dyke!

 

They teach you how to underline in college.

Not the fuck scenes, they don't!

 

A lesbian! Lesssbian!

 

You stupid when you do that, some English pig with no brains...

 

Your son looks like a fag to me. You'd better get married again, cuz he'll have somebody's cock in his mouth before you know it.

 

You go to da box, two minutes, and... You feel shame.

Then you are free.

 

Apologies. It's been a very long time since I've seen it.

 

No, you were right. That's how it ends (mine). That's what finally sends Hanrahan over the edge. Newman goes back three times.