For once, Simmons might be on to something...

Hey, you gave us Celine Dion. It's only fair.

 

And we're still working on sending you Ben Mulroney.

 

Finally!
Revenge is ours!

 

Double, riddle me this: You're going to see AF, and you're debating the boneability merits of Avril or Nelly? As Dr. Phil would say, get real, eh?

 

I was just impressed that one of the WWL money-makers actually put a thought together that the rest of the world has known for a while.

 

Nelly without even thinking. I don't know, I'm a Jersey guy with a thing for Portuguese women.

 

Being a Jersey guy is fucked up but the yen for Portuguese women is outstanding. I can relate.

 

Nelly did have it going on once, but after seeing her on SNL last year...basically, she decided to be a Fergie wannabe and plunged head-first into the Bay of Skankdom.

 

King, Simmons was just joking to make a point. He's a humorist, supposedly. I'm pretty sure he doesn't actually plan to boycott the Rams.

 

King, Simmons was just joking to make a point. He's a humorist, supposedly. [/quote]

A different kind of humourist, though. The unfunny kind.

 

We should let him know we gave Lawrence Phillips a job ... a few different times. Maybe then he'll move to Australia instead.

 

Junk --
Homicide Law 101 -- Intent follows the bullet.
We fight. You knock me down. I get up. We go on our merry way.
We fight. You knock me down. I hit my head on a rock, roll into a river and drown. You do 8-15 for manslaughter.
You get drunk and kill someone in a car and it is considered a single act of intent -- the drinking and the driving.