For 30K, I give gifts.

To sportschick, my partner in crime:




To BYH, my oldest and dearest friend on here:




To Zeke, whom I adore despite disagreeing with him on just about everything:




To Cadet, whom I can't wait to hang out with more:




To buckweaver, who never ceases to amaze:




To Liesl, who is stronger than she gives herself credit for sometimes:




To pallister, who has seen me at my best and my worst and remains one of my best friends:




To Norman Stansfield, who is the only man alive who could make "douche" endearing:




To Trey Beamon, my fake SportsJournalists.com boyfriend:




To Rosie, a true friend and great "boss":




And to dreunc1542, my future platonic husband with whom I will merely drink and insult others:







And to anyone who isn't included, it doesn't mean I don't love you, it just means I got bored of google images. Please forgive.

 

You left me off!?! That's it, IJAG is off the list of potential baby names!

 

Well, I gave Ben's motorcycle to Trey. I had nothing left for the other Steelers loosers.

Besides, Inky, in 11 months you'll be giving me the gift of free beer.

 

Dead. To. Me.

Until you swing through town.

 

Oh God dust.

 

Back atcha, luffer.

 

Are the shoes not for public use? The ankles?

 

The ankles.

 

Cankles rule.

 

Whatever, bitch ... every one of your 30K now sucks. :'(

 

DAMMIT! As I was halfway through the post, I thought "i'll add Flash" next, and then I went back and changed Cadet's pic, and I just lost my train of thought.

Crap.

Please forgive?

 

great, and to think of all the phone calls I've made to get you that newspaper.