Football's "marijuana culture"

Offer the driver a bag of Ring Dings.

 

What is a reliable test for someone on prescription Oxy's?

 

Don't think there is one. I never had any, but I've had percocet. It said on the label 'do not drive or operate machinery.' If weed is legal would anyone who smelled like weed just be guilty of driving under the influence?

 

They're driving 4 mph.

 

Alcohol does that sometimes, usually not, but once in a while. Several years ago, my buddy drives after having more than a few too many. On a county hwy, where the speed limit is 50 mph, he gets pulled over. Cops asks if he knows why he's getting pulled over. Buddy says, 'Speeding?' Cop replies, 'You were going 23 mph in the left lane.'

 

I believe football's marijuana culture runs pretty much in sync with basketball's ...as largely also does the two sports' gratuitous sex culture, bling culture, groupie culture, stripper culture ...you know, the things that truly matter.

 

I hear musicians think it's aces, too.

 

Or the driver notices the bag of Pepperidge Farm cookies on the cop's dashboard and asks for a few.

 

Driving waaayy too slow, maaaann, with Cheetos on your shirt.

 

In the days of yore, we smoked the stems and leaves.

The flowers/buds were an exotic rarity, premium priced, and eagerly sought, i.e. "Thai Stick".

You used a shoe box lid or album cover to separate out the seeds.

You had to go to your girlfriend's sister's boyfriend who lived in the rough part of town to cop.

 

Marijuana is not a CNS Depressant.

Matt Barnes

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