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Flat-earther forgets to attach parachute to rocket - dies.

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by DanOregon, Feb 23, 2020.

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  1. Pilot

    Pilot Well-Known Member

    Too bad he didn't live to tell us what he saw up there. I'm sure from 1,000 or so feet he had an amazing vantage point to disprove our silly beliefs.
     
    Pilot, Feb 24, 2020
    #37
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  2. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

    Between "Flat-earther" and "Steam powered rocket", I'm not overly concerned about the loss to humanity as a whole. I'm sure his friends and family will miss him.
     
    Neutral Corner, Feb 24, 2020
    #38
  3. Driftwood

    Driftwood Well-Known Member

    I want to go out on my 100th birthday, standing on the beach, beer in one hand, shaking my other fist at a Cat 5 hurricane.
     
    Driftwood, Feb 24, 2020
    #39
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  4. Tarheel316

    Tarheel316 Well-Known Member

    Ugly but Wile E. has remarkable recovery powers. He always bounces back.
     
    Tarheel316, Feb 24, 2020
    #40
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  5. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    “The Earth is ...”

    SPLAT!
     
    Oggiedoggie, Feb 24, 2020
    #41
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  6. mpcincal

    mpcincal Well-Known Member

    We'll be known as the Kate-Upton-Is-Fat Society.
     
    Last edited: Feb 24, 2020
    mpcincal, Feb 24, 2020
    #42
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  7. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Fat or Flat?
     
    Vombatus, Feb 24, 2020
    #43
  8. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

    Neither, and she's only a six on the Budweiser scale - as in it would take six Clydesdales to pull me off of her.
     
    Neutral Corner, Feb 24, 2020
    #44
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