FJM.com does Deadspin today

That was my favorite, too, rumple. Well done.

 

FJM was so good, I actually read about baseball.

/disgruntledPiratesfanboylooser

 

There are no words to properly convey the awesomeness of that Jeter entry.

Holy fucking shit. Just brilliant and perfect. Dear Glenn Stout: Put that one in the 2010 BASW. Right now.

"Fuck the World Series. If I ever win a World Series ring, I will literally just take it and fuck the tiny ring-hole."

 

Haha.

 

i'm proud to say i sent one of those stories in to be ridiculed.

the end to the stupid "soon to be stars" nfl column made me crack up out loud:

Well, I guess we know what that means. At some point this fall, Andre Johnson is going to tittyf*ck Audrina Partridge.

L'chaim!

http://deadspin.com/5360858/adrian-peterwho

 

Would never have known this was going on if not for you guys, so thanks a ton! This made my day.

 

I don't pay a lot of attention to baseball. But the Jeter piece was absolutely priceless. And spot-on, too. This guy is unreal. In fact, I think FJM should win AL MVP this year. Based on the article he shredded, he has as much right as anybody to it. Except for maybe Paul Newman.

And the whole scrappy players thing was sheer genius.

 

Loved the piece in which they shredded Hal Bodley for his Jeter should win MVP award. Really, that article was a piece of crap and embarrassing for someone with the history of a Bodley. FJM made me laugh, cry and get angered all at the same time. Great stuff.