Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes, or congrats sportschick

Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes
Five hundred twenty five thousand moments so dear
Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes
How do you measure, measure a year?

In daylights, in sunsets,
In midnights, in cups of coffee?
In inches, in miles,
In time spent on SportsJournalists.com?

In five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes,
How do you measure a year in the life?



sportschick measure it in time spent on SportsJournalists.com. She's the first to reach the year-spent-on-this-site milestone! Congrats, chickie!!

Next up, buckweaver. But he needs to open his browser to SportsJournalists.com and not shut it off until mid-December to even make it this year.

 

Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes on SJ
Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes on SJ
Take one down, spend time offline, then you've got five hundred twenty five thousand five hundred and ninty-nine minutes on SJ



Congrats Chickie. You are, in one regard and one regard only, a bigger looser than me! And I thank you.

 

There's a tired and cliched BYH sex joke to be made here, but I can't extrapolate those numbers.

 

Precisely 3,942,000 times.

(You don't have some sort of a Calculator applet on your computer?)

 

A what now? And, since we're asking questions, why did you capitalize calculator?

 

Because Microsoft and Apple both capitalize the name of their software packages that perform that function.

No wonder you're overrated --- you don't even know how to use your computer.

 

That's not all he doesn't know how to use.

 

Oh, sure. Capitalize fucking "calculator," but not my given name. So, if microsoft and apple tell you 2+2=Zeke, are you gonna listen to that, too?

 

Because it's named for its inventor, Dr. ... Steve Calculator.

 

No, if I was using your name I'd have said "Overrated" but since I was using "overrated" as a modifier for "you" I didn't need the capital "O" I would have needed if I were simply referring to you, Overrated.

 

Let's go back to talking calculators.


Fuck Casio. GO TEXAS INSTRUMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

http://www.dynamic-living.com/product/desktop-talking-calculator/