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Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes, or congrats sportschick

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by TheSportsPredictor, Sep 11, 2008.

  1. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes
    Five hundred twenty five thousand moments so dear
    Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes
    How do you measure, measure a year?

    In daylights, in sunsets,
    In midnights, in cups of coffee?
    In inches, in miles,
    In time spent on SportsJournalists.com?

    In five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes,
    How do you measure a year in the life?

    sportschick measure it in time spent on SportsJournalists.com. She's the first to reach the year-spent-on-this-site milestone! Congrats, chickie!!

    Next up, buckweaver. But he needs to open his browser to SportsJournalists.com and not shut it off until mid-December to even make it this year.
  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes on SJ
    Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes on SJ
    Take one down, spend time offline, then you've got five hundred twenty five thousand five hundred and ninty-nine minutes on SJ


    Congrats Chickie. You are, in one regard and one regard only, a bigger looser than me! And I thank you.
  3. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    There's a tired and cliched BYH sex joke to be made here, but I can't extrapolate those numbers.
  4. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    Precisely 3,942,000 times.

    (You don't have some sort of a Calculator applet on your computer?)
  5. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    A what now? And, since we're asking questions, why did you capitalize calculator?
  6. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    Because Microsoft and Apple both capitalize the name of their software packages that perform that function.

    No wonder you're overrated --- you don't even know how to use your computer.
  7. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    That's not all he doesn't know how to use.
  8. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    Oh, sure. Capitalize fucking "calculator," but not my given name. So, if microsoft and apple tell you 2+2=Zeke, are you gonna listen to that, too?
  9. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    Because it's named for its inventor, Dr. ... Steve Calculator.
  10. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    No, if I was using your name I'd have said "Overrated" but since I was using "overrated" as a modifier for "you" I didn't need the capital "O" I would have needed if I were simply referring to you, Overrated.
  11. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    Let's go back to talking calculators.

    Fuck Casio. GO TEXAS INSTRUMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  12. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

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