First thing you'd want after 69 days trapped underground?

Nearly?

 

Tapes of the Missouri football games I missed.

 

Think of all the great sports events they missed.

 

Same thing I always do, playa. Pimps is always underground, ya dig?

 

A whole Saturday of college football. I figure if I had to endure that, the wife would have to clear me from Gameday all the way through the late game.

 

THIS was well played.

 

cigarette
Heineken
shower
Then I'd feel normal again and ready for sex

 

Sure you don't want to ask Mark Whicker what you missed?

 

And THAT is called overplaying it. Sometimes the subtlety is the key.

 

Yeah, like there's a lot of subtlety around here.

 

Us? Subtle???

 

I SAID SOMETIMES.

It's the difference between making a reference to Ulysses S. Grant and typing "HEY LOOK SPNITED'S OLD HARDY HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR SEE ME MAKING REFERENCE TO A JOKE THAT I'M HORNING IN ON??!!??"