First there was the War on Drugs. Now there's the War on Skittles

No way! Grape are the best, followed by orange and then whatever flavor red is. Green and yellow are garbage.

 

I would make a comment, but I've been told the board is getting far too silly.

This is a site for journalists, damnit. Act like it.

Meh, fuck it. I love the grape ones, too.

woo-hoo, Skittles!

 

I suggest you adopt, then.

 

Hey, you guys DON"T have Smarties? Seriously?

They're like M&M's--only about 10,000 times better.

You don't have Kit Kat's either, right?



How about Coffee Crisp?

 

Coffee Crisps are like crack.

Sweetbay starting carrying them here a while back, just long enough for me to get addicted again. Then the fuckers stopped. I'm not sure if that's still the case. I'm no longer allowed within 100 feet of the store.

 

Speaking of Johnny G, he's got a nice new cushy job now making 95,000 a year as an economic consultant in that CT den of political thievery, Waterbury. Gets out of jail and gets a new public job. Unethical bastard.

 

Psst ... hey, man, you want some of the good stuff?
Um, what?
Yeah, you know, you wanna tassste the rainbow?
You mean, Skittles?
Yeah, man, I got the good stuff here. Greens, reds, a couple yellows. And forget about that purple crap, what do I look like, a 2nd grader? This stuff will give you the best sugar rush this side of snortin' Pop Rocks, OK?
Alright, I'll take four greens.
Four? What are you, Narc? I only sell 'em by bag, man.

 

Oh, we have Smarties. Just not the ones you posted.

 

We have the Smarties you posted KY but I can't remember what they're called.

 

Smrties?