First-grader expelled after loaded gun falls out of his baggy pants

That's what scares me.

 

Gotta be the first Poindexter story ever in which the young boy's gun did not go off.

 

Is gun a euphemism in this case, too?

 

Baggy pants will be the downfall of this nation.

 

Hey, he's been combing the high schools all day.

 

I wonder if the boy has been removed from the home. Surely the mother can't be totally innocent with a thug of a hubby (assuming they were married). I mean if my hubby started bringing stuff home without a box or receipt, I'd know damn well he wasn't buying the stuff in a store.

Imagine how sick the other parents from the kid's class must have felt to find out a student brought a loaded weapon into the room with their children. I seriously doubt the brat had any knowledge about gun safety.

 

http://wbztv.com/local/abington.teacher.sex.2.903899.html

 

That's what I've been SAYING since 1991!!!

Oakland Raiders and Chicago White Sox hats too.

 

You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

 

wow....