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First date, post-divorce.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by exmediahack, Nov 16, 2017.

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  1. typefitter

    typefitter Well-Known Member

    What high school does she go to? [crossthread/]

    KIDDING. I don't think I've ever been more excited for a date between two strangers. Have fun. Be relaxed. Trim your pubes, just in case. The first time you're with a new woman after however many years with your ex is really fucking weird. If you're anything like me, you'll experience every possible emotion. You'll also be confused when certain body parts aren't what you've come to expect and certain moves don't work the way they did. It's like losing your virginity again. And just like back then, it will get better after the first time. But the first time is a crazy life experience.

    I'm getting ahead of myself. Go trim those pubes.
     
    typefitter, Nov 16, 2017
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  2. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

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    MisterCreosote, Nov 16, 2017
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  3. Hermes

    Hermes Well-Known Member

    I just audibly said, "Oh, no" reading that.
     
    Hermes, Nov 16, 2017
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  4. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Nooooooo shit. The text I got about six seconds after posting was not pretty (and well deserved)

    Thank goodness texting wasn't around ages ago. Before SJ ever existed, the former and I separated for a while. I took up with someone, warning her that we needed to keep it casual because I had no idea which was things were going to go or which way I even wanted them to go on the separation front.

    We got back together (and lasted another 20 pretty good years) but that was a tough phone call. I got called MF a lot and had to sit there and take it.
     
    Moderator1, Nov 16, 2017
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  5. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Like I said, too much has changed. I didn't have to worry about that shit before.

    I did learn recently there's a Jewish version of Tinder. I keep calling it Jinder but that's not it.

    I think a Jewish version of Bumble would be better. Jumble.
     
    Moderator1, Nov 16, 2017
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  6. exmediahack

    exmediahack Well-Known Member

    Thanks, all.

    I do have a couple of rules in place. No one from work and no one who is a parent at my kids' school.

    She is working a 12-hour day at a hospital today. A few years younger than me. Also two kids but they're a decade younger than mine.

    Her text just now said...

    "I'm hungry and will have been on my feet all day. I can't wait to be off my feet a few hours. Take that for what you will..."
     
    exmediahack, Nov 16, 2017
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  7. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Dude!!!!
     
    Moderator1, Nov 16, 2017
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  8. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    And remember:

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    Moderator1, Nov 16, 2017
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  9. typefitter

    typefitter Well-Known Member

    TRIM. PUBES.
     
    typefitter, Nov 16, 2017
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  10. exmediahack

    exmediahack Well-Known Member

    Better go find the scissors.
     
    exmediahack, Nov 16, 2017
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  11. typefitter

    typefitter Well-Known Member

    J-Date. I have a Jewish friend (male) who dated a gentile who cheated on him with a fairly infamous anti-Semite. Divorced, and he swore he was only dating Jews after that. Went on J-Date, found girl, went on date, got married, two kids, he's happy.
     
    typefitter, Nov 16, 2017
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  12. typefitter

    typefitter Well-Known Member

    Be classy and don't just throw them back in the drawer after.
     
    typefitter, Nov 16, 2017
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