Find Out Where The Bride Is Registered...

..so we can send her a subpeona.
http://www.abovethelaw.com/2008/02/breaking_monica_goodling_is_en_1.php#more

I suspect the Siegelman family down in Alabama will not be sending a card.
Messiah College?
Hard to believe it ISN'T a place where Bob Huggins wouldn't stash a played.

 

First two reader comments:

vomit

I can't wait for their demon spawn.

 

Couldn't have said it any better...

 

Is Boom working on an official statement of congratulations from all of us?

Because it's going to be hard to find candlesticks with the official seal of Messiah College.

 

I think this was the couple in mind when Charles Barkley said that he hates white people.

 

Hell, they make me hate white people, too.

 

She beat the odds. Most single women who reach 50 never end up marrying.

 

How come there's never a blackout inside the Beltway when you really need it?

 

Overheard at her hairdresser:
I'll have the 'Ann Coulter'.

 

My condolances/congratulations to Monica as she enters into this beautiful union that will almost certainly be orgasm-less, unless of course Mr. Krempasky is willing to fulfill that torture fantasy she likely picked up while working for the attorney general.

Please remember to choose a "SAFE" word ahead of time, kids.

 

There is so much going on here with him, I don't know where to begin:

Is he wearing a scarf?
Does he strike you as someone particularly masculine?
Do you think he's ever sweated before?
Do people/couples like this really exist?

 

She told the Senate that she took "an oath to the president."
You suppose she'll take marriage vows to him, too?