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Find Out Where The Bride Is Registered...

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Fenian_Bastard, Feb 26, 2008.

  1. ..so we can send her a subpeona.
    http://www.abovethelaw.com/2008/02/breaking_monica_goodling_is_en_1.php#more

    I suspect the Siegelman family down in Alabama will not be sending a card.
    Messiah College?
    Hard to believe it ISN'T a place where Bob Huggins wouldn't stash a played.
     
  2. jboy

    jboy Guest

    First two reader comments:

    vomit

    I can't wait for their demon spawn.
     
  3. Beaker

    Beaker Active Member

    Couldn't have said it any better...
     
  4. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Is Boom working on an official statement of congratulations from all of us?

    Because it's going to be hard to find candlesticks with the official seal of Messiah College.
     
  5. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

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    I think this was the couple in mind when Charles Barkley said that he hates white people.
     
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Hell, they make me hate white people, too.
     
  7. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

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    She beat the odds. Most single women who reach 50 never end up marrying.
     
  8. goalmouth

    goalmouth Active Member

    How come there's never a blackout inside the Beltway when you really need it?
     
  9. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

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    Overheard at her hairdresser:
    I'll have the 'Ann Coulter'.
     
  10. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    My condolances/congratulations to Monica as she enters into this beautiful union that will almost certainly be orgasm-less, unless of course Mr. Krempasky is willing to fulfill that torture fantasy she likely picked up while working for the attorney general.

    Please remember to choose a "SAFE" word ahead of time, kids.
     
  11. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

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    There is so much going on here with him, I don't know where to begin:

    Is he wearing a scarf?
    Does he strike you as someone particularly masculine?
    Do you think he's ever sweated before?
    Do people/couples like this really exist?
     
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  12. She told the Senate that she took "an oath to the president."
    You suppose she'll take marriage vows to him, too?
     
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