Fight-inciting farts

Apparently, these inmates didn't take kindly to their gaseous cohabitant

http://www.ajc.com/news/content/shared-gen/ap/Feature_Stories/Flatulence_Fight.html?imw=Y

 

I gave one of these to my 7-year-old nephew as one of his Christmas gifts:

http://www.fartmart.com/display.asp?sku=2&rP=searching,rqDesc@fart

 

Way.......way too many jokes could be made here.

I, however, will take the high road and abstain.

 

If he stank like shit, you must acquit.

 

We had a guy at a previous shop whose inability to control his emissions became such a problem that it was part of his evaluation for the year.

 

Was he put on a work improvement program? Given training?

 

Maybe he was being graded on different levels: sound level, tone, vibration, smell (of course), and lingerability.

 

Sound is for show offs. It's hang time that counts.

 

You mean it's less important to rattle the windows than it is to peel off the wallpaper?

 

Hell, I thought this thread was about hondo and FB.

 

Anyone with a bad roommate knows what this is like. Those fights were usually over beer, though.

 

For those of you with big memories, you'll remember me talking about a fart I ripped that was Reggie Roby-esque in its hang time.

I still crack myself up with that.