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Fight-inciting farts

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by novelist_wannabe, Dec 27, 2006.

  1. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Apparently, these inmates didn't take kindly to their gaseous cohabitant

  2. Frank_Ridgeway

    Frank_Ridgeway Well-Known Member

    I gave one of these to my 7-year-old nephew as one of his Christmas gifts:

  3. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Way.......way too many jokes could be made here.

    I, however, will take the high road and abstain.
  4. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    If he stank like shit, you must acquit.
  5. Editude

    Editude Active Member

    We had a guy at a previous shop whose inability to control his emissions became such a problem that it was part of his evaluation for the year.
  6. oldhack

    oldhack Member

    Was he put on a work improvement program? Given training?
  7. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    Maybe he was being graded on different levels: sound level, tone, vibration, smell (of course), and lingerability.
  8. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    Sound is for show offs. It's hang time that counts.
  9. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    You mean it's less important to rattle the windows than it is to peel off the wallpaper?
  10. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Hell, I thought this thread was about hondo and FB.
  11. Herbert Anchovy

    Herbert Anchovy Active Member

    Anyone with a bad roommate knows what this is like. Those fights were usually over beer, though.
  12. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    For those of you with big memories, you'll remember me talking about a fart I ripped that was Reggie Roby-esque in its hang time.

    I still crack myself up with that.
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