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Festivus alert!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by TwoGloves, May 21, 2008.

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  1. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    On TBS right now. "It's a Festivus miracle!"
     
    TwoGloves, May 21, 2008
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  2. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Oh goody.
     
    Bubbler, May 21, 2008
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  3. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    No bagel, no bagel, no bagel, no bagel
     
    Buck, May 21, 2008
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  4. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Ah, the airing of grievances. Good memories.
     
    Baron Scicluna, May 21, 2008
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  5. Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)

    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L) Active Member

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    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), May 21, 2008
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  6. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    "I'VE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!"
     
    TwoGloves, May 21, 2008
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  7. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    Such a freakin' great episode, one of the best in the series. So many stories intertwining perfectly.
     
    ArnoldBabar, May 21, 2008
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  8. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Kruger! My son says your company stinks!
     
    Buck, May 21, 2008
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  9. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    He says you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe ... I've lost my train of thought.
     
    ArnoldBabar, May 21, 2008
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  10. Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)

    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L) Active Member

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    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), May 21, 2008
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  11. dargan

    dargan Active Member

    The feats of strength ...

    "How 'bout George?"
     
    dargan, May 21, 2008
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  12. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    (George lets out a depressed sigh while reading a card)

    ELAINE: What?

    GEORGE: Nothing. It's a card from my dad.

    ELAINE: What is it? (Grabs the card from George, he tries to stop her, but fails. She reads it out loud.) "Dear son, Happy Festivus." What is Festivus?

    GEORGE: It's nothing, stop it..

    JERRY: When George was growing up..

    GEORGE: (Interrupting) Jerry, No!

    JERRY: His father..

    GEORGE: No!

    JERRY: Hated all the commercial and religious aspects of Christmas, so he made up his own holiday.

    ELAINE: Ohhhh.. and another piece of the puzzle falls into place.

    GEORGE: (pleading) Alright..

    JERRY: And instead of a tree, didn't your father put up an aluminum pole?

    (Elaine starts laughing uncontrollably - and continues to do so)

    GEORGE: Jerry! Stop it!

    JERRY: And weren't there a feats of strength that always ended up with you crying?

    (Jerry joins in with Elaine's laughter)

    GEORGE: I can't take it anymore! I'm going to work! ARe you happy now?! (Gathers his things, and runs out of the coffee shop. Elaine and Jerry laugh hysterically)
     
    Buck, May 21, 2008
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