Fence plowing? What in the almighty f---?

What the fuck is wrong with fucking kids these days?

Apparently, according to my local Fox affiliate--and Fox never lies!--"fence plowing" is the new popular extreme sports activity for teenagers. What is fence plowing? It's when you hurtle sideways into a fence, blowing it into pieces. Apparently, some guy in a suburb 'round here has had his fence plowed nine times. It costs him $2K to fix it every time.

What. The. Fuck. What happened to just doing whippets or throwing eggs at the raggy kids one town over?

 

I don't know, SportsJournalists.com March Madness Champion, but I miss those whippit days.

BTW, congrats on the title. Did you last 16 seconds during the celebration?

 

Better than ass plowing, I guess.

 

You saw that, too? $5 says those kids watch Jackass on a 24/7 loop.

 

I was riding so high I lasted 19.3 seconds.

Then I slept for 22 hours.

 

YOU'RE bitching about kids?

 

I can remember discovering that crashing through and demolishing one of the neighbors' hedgerows was extremely.
He didn't appreciate how much fun we were having. I think we were about 8 or 9.
Never tried crashing through a fence.
Well, not intentionally. There was one time in college. We were running to hop a train. I was chemically altered. I didn't see the fence.

 

Oh please, don't make him tell the story about how he had to throw the football to himself in the backyard. It's too sad. I can't take it.

 

This board and the NIAFL in particular give me the playmates I never had as a kid.

Thank you Buck. Thank you for helping to teach me how to smile.