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Fence plowing? What in the almighty f---?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by BYH, Mar 26, 2007.

  1. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    What the fuck is wrong with fucking kids these days?

    Apparently, according to my local Fox affiliate--and Fox never lies!--"fence plowing" is the new popular extreme sports activity for teenagers. What is fence plowing? It's when you hurtle sideways into a fence, blowing it into pieces. Apparently, some guy in a suburb 'round here has had his fence plowed nine times. It costs him $2K to fix it every time.

    What. The. Fuck. What happened to just doing whippets or throwing eggs at the raggy kids one town over?
  2. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    I don't know, SportsJournalists.com March Madness Champion, but I miss those whippit days.

    BTW, congrats on the title. Did you last 16 seconds during the celebration?
  3. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Better than ass plowing, I guess.
  4. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    You saw that, too? $5 says those kids watch Jackass on a 24/7 loop.
  5. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    I was riding so high I lasted 19.3 seconds.

    Then I slept for 22 hours.
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    YOU'RE bitching about kids?
  7. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I can remember discovering that crashing through and demolishing one of the neighbors' hedgerows was extremely.
    He didn't appreciate how much fun we were having. I think we were about 8 or 9.
    Never tried crashing through a fence.
    Well, not intentionally. There was one time in college. We were running to hop a train. I was chemically altered. I didn't see the fence.
  8. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Oh please, don't make him tell the story about how he had to throw the football to himself in the backyard. It's too sad. I can't take it.
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    This board and the NIAFL in particular give me the playmates I never had as a kid.

    Thank you Buck. Thank you for helping to teach me how to smile.
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