Female teachers: Is there anything they can't do?

I would have never thought one would be boning a teen boy... then posing as a made-up friend's mom when meeting the bonee's mother.


http://www.firstcoastnews.com/topstories/article/282532/483/Teacher-arrested-for-having-sex-with-student

As always, the story fell apart when the teen told his mom.


Bonus points for the school superintendent's faux compassion:
"I am deeply troubled by the allegations of sexual misconduct by a teacher. Our thoughts and prayers go out to the family of the alleged victim. This behavior is not representative of the more than 8,000 teachers in our classrooms who are positive role models for our students."

 

Jeez, thanks for celebrating your 10th anniversary by trotting out a drag queen.

 

The kid was shagging Kurt Cobain?

 

I hope that Dexter, the black lab, wasn't involved.

 

Spit. Take. Fucker.

 

Raaape meee...

 

WILDCARD, Bitches!!! [/Charlie from Always Sunny in Philidelphia]

 

My exact thought when I saw the photo.

 

That's being generous. But Rick Stain would.

 

Looks like she's working on a mean version of Larry Bird's early career 'stache.

 

LinkedIn is slightly kinder. Slightly.