Female teacher, 26; boy, 17

She is soooo going for the Posh/Katie 'do.

 

Not at all. From what I could tell, you were a very handsome piece of paper: clean, well groomed.

 

Forget the beat. I think Poin's writing a book on the subject.

 

Maybe poin's a pedophile.

 

Man, it's been a while since we had a daily dose of teacher sex. Good work Poin.

And, for the record, this is the THIRD one in Texas this year.

 

Steroids are making football players the object of drool among female teachers at many high schools. Some just don't act on it.

 

whoa, nellie ... PEDs ...

 

He's male

http://www.khou.com/news/local/education/stories/khou080207_tj_teachersexfwood.9d01861a.html

 

Kyle: Ex- Excuse me? My name is... Brad. And I need to report a crime. Anonymously.
Detective 1: Oh? What's the crime?
Kyle: Well, I attend South Park Elementary. And- And one of the teachers is having sex with a student.
Cops: Oh my god! This is terrible.
Detective 1: You did the right thing telling the police, Brad. Now who's the teacher? What's his name?
Kyle: Well, it isn't a guy teacher. It's a woman?
Cop 1: A woman?
Kyle: Yeah. She's having sex with a boy.
Detective 2: Oh. But- But she's ugly, right?
Kyle: Well, no, not really. It's the kindergarten teacher, Miss Stevenson.
Detective 1: The blonde?
Kyle: Yeah.
Cop 1: Some young boy's having sex with Miss Stevenson?
Kyle: Yes.
Cop 1: Nice.
Detective 1: Nice.
Kyle: What?! No, you don't understand!
Cop 1: You sure they've had sex?
Kyle: Yeah!
Cop 2: Has she performed oral sex on him?
Kyle: Yeah, I think so.
Cop 2: Nice.
Cop 1: Nice.
Cop 2: Nice.
Detective 1: So, wait. What's the crime?
Cop 1: The crime is, she isn't doin' it with me!
Kyle: Hey! He's totally underage! She's taking advantage of him!
Detective 1: You're right, we're sorry. This is serious. We need to track this student down, and give him his Luckiest Boy in America medal right away.
Kyle: Aagh!

 

With all the female teacher escapades going on, there sure is a good sized population of horny ladies trekking into the prision populations. Could be some good opportunities for the prison guards. Now there's a premise for a porn movie. (Of course, it probably already has been done once or twice or 500 times).

And if poindexter really wants to be helpful, he'll start tracking the prison release dates for these gals for um, informational purposes for interested members of the board.