FBI agents accused of spying on teens' dressing room

I'm just happy that I'm finally beginning to grow man boobs so that I can quietly caress them and imagine that I'm with a real woman.

 

Um, when you do that, you're not being as quiet as you think....

 

Thanks for that mental image. Now will you all please excuse me while I go jam an icepick into my ear.

 

... says the guy who makes jokes about the south.

 

My local mall has been asked to give the police power over the cameras in it. The mall is resisting because they don't think the police need to be able to have full surveillance of the mall, unless there was a robbery or a standoff or something.

Pretty strange.

 

What's pretty strange? Cops asking for the access or the mall refusing to give it? Genuinely curious for clarification here.

 

A step above torture test demonstratee intern and even with the agent buying and testing Shamwows to see if they really stay absorbent for 10 years for a possible mail fraud case.

 

The former, IMHO.

 

I'm guessing you (not you, an FBI employee) don't give a shit 'cause you've got a good job with a damned good paycheck.

 

I think the cops asking for access is strange.

Maybe it's normal, I don't know.

I just don't know why the police need access to full-time surveillance at the mall. Are they also demanding full-time surveillance of all banks, gas stations, etc.?

I guess that last question needs to be answered by my news department.

 

Cops need to be out catching real muggers and rapists and whatnot and let the restroom kiddie diddlers and the clerks with their hands in the till alone, dammit!

 

Only in East Lansing...