Favre retiring (for today)

According to Judd Zulgad of Minneapolis Star Tribune:

http://twitter.com/juddzulgad

 

Fuck Brett Favre. Go the fuck away and don't come back.

 

At this point it would be bigger news if Favre announced that he was switching to Levi's.

 

OMG!

 

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Well, that settles it.

 

I'll believe it when the season reaches October and the Vikings still haven't quietly begged him to come back. Schefter said something about how this is Favre's third retirement.

Hooray for the summer of Favre and LeBron.

 

Never has retired close to this late though. We'll see what happens. Thought GB would win the North if he came back, now they better or there will be some explaining to do.

I'd think McCarthy will be fired if they don't at least win the division. Expectation should be a first round bye.

 

Mort, Schefter, Werdell and King spend years sucking Favre off and get torched on his "real" retirement.

Awesome.

 

Translation: Everyone assumes I'm playing, so no one is talking about me. I'll "retire" to get them talking about me, then I'll "unretire" just before the third preseason game.

 

What's the over-under for what date he'll "unretire" and what's the line on what team he'll come back to play for this time around? I want to place my bet.

 

What are the odds Favre addresses/mocks his on-again, off-again nature in the press release later today?