Favorite Seinfeld Episodes

Haha great. I love George's delivery when he's telling the story to Elaine and Jerry.

I thought you didn't believe in God?
I do for the bad stuff.

 

"you kept making all the stops?"

 

It's already been said, but I'll glady repeat... "People kept ringing the bell"

He took IT out.

 

I'm not taking advice from some girl from Long Island!

 

Festivus for the rest of us was just on...

 

That line sums up my mom.

 

I also liked the one where George decided he wanted a nickname at work -- "T-Bone" -- but wound up with "Coco the Monkey" instead.

And I don't remember much about this one, but what were the circumstances surrounding a guy (one of Susan's relatives??) who started harassing George at a party because George had double-dipped a potato chip or something like that?

 

I always found the intro to this episode very good.

George and Jerry are at the diner, George decides he wants a nickname, "T-Bone." Jerry points out there's no "T" in his name.

"There's no G-Bone," George says.

"There's a G-spot ..." Jerry retorts, half-heartedly.

George fumes: "THAT'S A MYTH!!!!"

As they break to commercial, Jerry goes, "T-Bone, the women are gonna love you."

 

"That's not double-zero. It's "ooh," as in ooh-ooh, ahh-ahh."

 

Look at George giving it to old T-Bone.

 

You know what Jerry is in Indian? Jugdish.

Goodnight, Jugdish!

 

These pretzels are making me thirsty!