Fat, drunk and stupid ... and retired?

John Daly tells TV crew he's "done with golf."

http://www.pgatour.com/2010/r/01/29/daly.retiring/index.html

 

It would be nice to think that sponsors would stop giving him exemptions if he feels this way.

But they'll probably claim that they can't help themselves, especially with Tiger sitting out until further notice.

 

He "quit" while filming his new show for the Golf Channel. Hmmm...

 

Fat, drunk, stupid and retired is no way to go through life, young man.

 

With his new thumb stomach, he's only half the man he used to be.

Can't speak for the other two attributes.

 

I know. I thought I was retired for two seasons, too.

 

I'd say stupid is still a slam dunk.

 

OK, now Daly says he's not fat, drunk and stupid and retired. Just not-so-fat, drunk and stupid and broke.

via Twitter...

never said retirement in anything or twitter-i want to correct that! simply sayin I need my time & working through these bad times thank you
about 11 hours ago from web

to be on the tour. My game has never been the same since my rib injury during the Honda Classic in 2007. God Bless! JD
about 12 hours ago from web

I don't like to continue to embarass myself-- maybe my mind may change down the road but right now i don't have the money
about 12 hours ago from web

the few sponsors that I have are great but it's not getting me thru these times--i want to thank my fans throughout all these years &
about 12 hours ago from web

To ALL my Fans---my financial situation is putting me where I cannot focus on my game, I'm putting too much pressure on myself,
about 12 hours ago from web

 

According to Golf Digest (Feb. edition), Daly made $4.7 million in off-course income last year. Must be a lot of alimony and markers to casinos.