Farewell Urban?

Whoever receives endorsements from Meyer and Jim Jordan has the enabler vote nailed down

 

Living the first 29 years of my life in Ohio, I'm deeply uncomfortable when the national media sets up camp in my home state and reveals how utterly insane everyone is there.

I was at a county fair tonight in Ohio (I know, how in the world did I land this gig? It's like every day is a dream). Lady sitting next to me. "THEY GOT URBAN JUST LIKE THEY FRAMED TRESSEL AND WOODY!"

We're like Alabama but without the accent, I thought to myself.

 

Each one of those people dont know that 9 and IX are the same.

 

Pick any big-time D1 state U and it's mostly the same.

 

Some SEC superfans are determined to re-litigate the Greg Schiano situation with great glee.

 

Penn State, Michigan State, Ohio State ... Wow, WTF is going on in the Big Ten?

Or, what else is out there across the Power Five and beyond?

 

Don't forget the gang rape allegation that cost 2005-2017 Volunteer Fire Chief of the Year Tracy Claeys his job.

 

It’s the Deep State Up North.

 

The prosecution rests.

Now you can call your first witness as to the question of "why wasn't the associate head coach --- one of only two OSU assistants with head coaching experience --- named the acting head coach?"

 

Boy. If this wont cause the chest pains to flare up, nothing will.

 

Not sure if the kid was at risk, but by Ohio law, Meyer is a mandated reporter.

You wonder how many schools are doing background checks on their coaching staffs about now.

 

Please. Don't try to act like Ohio doesn't have an accent.