Fan for hire...

Almost a straight face. Almost.

 

Um, I'd invite you to root for the Browns...but I like you too much. :-\ :-\

 

At least Rosie would then be armed with some dog biscuits to throw at No. 4.

 

Hey, you know, since I have the Doomsday Device, maybe I should use it on the Lions, eh?

 

At least the Lions could then build from scratch. In this case, that would be an improvement.

 

I like the Lions because they will never win. So I don't have to feel bad about drafting a fantasy team full of Vikings and Packers and rooting against them.

 

You're welcome to join TigerVols and I on the Titans express, but I think you had it right the first time. Give your heart to college football.

 

Could be worse: The Vikes could have signed Michael Vick. Or you could be a Lions fan.

 

That is the greatest typo ever. So, so true.

And Rosie and Claws: The Raider Nation would welcome your support. Just be prepared to deal with the many idiots among us, who still think Al Davis is worth a hill of beans.

 

Rosie, come on over to Patriots nation.

Firstly, you'll get to root for a team that is used to doing what it takes to win. Second, we haven't been accused of cheating in TWO years! Third, Brady is back and he is delicious. Fourth, real Pats fans have always and will always hate Favre (and that douche Desmond Howard).

Oh, and if that's not reason enough, look at it this way. Apart from four (hopefully five) games, the Pats won't even play anyone in the NFC. This way, when Favre leaves Minnesota next year, you can resume liking the team and not feel too bad.

 

The only sensible choice, Rosie ...

... is the <a href="

">Arizona Cardinals</a>.











(Man, are we slipping or what? ;D)

 

Buck is sorta right, Rosie.

Think about it ... if you join Zeke, Buck, Gutter, Z-Man, myself, etc., among SJ's Packer contingent, not only will you have plenty of company, but you can join in the very schtick that has dogged you for several years now.

C'mon! I know you look good in green and gold!