Fair Trade Coffee?

I'm looking for the very hard to find orange-cherry Gatorade, clearly the best Gatorade flavor ever invented.
I'll give you a pack of Gator Gum and three Powerades to be named later.

 

Jesus, Buck, Boom and I are trying to have a rare non-pissing contest here and you're not helping.

 

MY HEAD IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE. STOP!

 

This is a critical issue, and I thank Boom_07 for bringing this up and allowing me to discuss this in an open forum.

For the record, I strongly favor fair trade.

My name is 2muchcoffeeman, and I approved this message.

 

Whoa, easy there. Birkenstock-wearing hippies don't hang out at Starbucks. We prefer locally-owned coffeehouses.

 

As do the hippies who wear crazy high heels. I don't drink the coffee at Starbucks, most of it isn't organic or shade-grown or fair trade, and I only drink coffee that meets all three of those requirements.

 

I prefer locally-owned but usually end up at Starbucks due to convenience. I pass it when I'm on my way to where I need to go.

 

Citrus cooler is good. Don't get me wrong, but orange-cherry is really where it's at.
And it's almost impossible to find. One 7-11 here carries it.
But that just adds to its allure, it's siren call, if you will.
Like the golden fleece, acquiring the orange-cherry Gatorade requires a trek, a quest, a geas even.

 

We'll give the last word on Starbucks from "The Kid from Brooklyn"

http://www.thekidfrombrooklyn.com/video_disp.asp?videoid=1049

"Honey, I don't know what kind of place this is, but I just want a fucking large coffee".

 

Ragu, saw that, too.

Guy makes me laugh--but he shouldn't.

"If you're an Ahrab motherfucking cocksucker....."

 

One of the things that makes Starbucks so damn convenient here is because of the lineups at all the Timmy's drive-thrus.