Facebook IPO

And my 1000 people on Facebook will be heavily targeted to be exactly who I want to reach. My 1000 people in the newspaper will be 1000 old people from a common geographic area who can't figure out how to cancel their subscriptions.

 

Market cap up to $308 billion:

Facebook Inc (FB.O) shares surged 15.5 percent on Thursday, their biggest percentage increase since July 2013, after the social networking service posted quarterly results that blew away expectations on every key measure.

Facebook shares closed at $109.11, putting its market capitalization at about $308.6 billion. That would make it the fourth most valuable technology company, overtaking Amazon.com Inc (AMZN.O), which was valued at about $296 billion ahead of its results on Thursday.

Facebook shares jump 15.5 percent after strong results

 

If you guys want to puncture the Legend of Dick Whitman, I shudder to think of some of the predictions I boldly made on this thread.

 

We can't all be Starman ...

 

Don't back down, Dick! Facebook's a bubble about to explode in everyone's faces, bringing down the economy.

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I kid, I kid.