"Face" "almost reduced to tears" on Celebrity Big Brother

Perry White · Jan 31, 2007

PopeDirkBenedict said:

I am Dirk Fucking Benedict. I can get any woman I want. You can't treat me like this! Do you realize that when I was on the A-Team, I got blowjobs from every major TV star? I even got Pam Dauber to slobber on my knob. Joyce DeWitt stopped speaking to me after I told that bitch to stop using teeth -- I wanted my dick sucked, not exfoliated. Andy Dick is obsessed with me and throws himself at me anytime he sees me. I would tell the poor boy to leave me alone, but I rather enjoy his flattery. And for you to treat me like this...when all it would take is one snap of my fingers and my agent, Art Hibke, would make sure that none of you worked in Hollywood again. I don't think you assholes know who you are dealing with. I'm a major star. I can get into any restaurant or night club I want. I walk down the street and every schmuck wants my autograph. Men want to be me and women want to be with me. I did this Big Brother show as a favor to all of you: having a megastar like me opens the door for all of you to find your own ways to fame. I don't have to be here. So treat me with respect and your career will take off. But if you want to piss this incredible opportunity away because you don't know any better and your parents never taught you to genuflect when a truly famous man with a 14-inch schlong offers you help, then go right ahead. I feel sorry for you.
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This has got to be an early leader for 2007 Post of the Year

PopeDirkBenedict · Jan 31, 2007

I just wish someone had gotten the Art Hibke reference

three_bags_full · Jan 31, 2007

Perry White said:

PopeDirkBenedict said:

I am Dirk Fucking Benedict. I can get any woman I want. You can't treat me like this! Do you realize that when I was on the A-Team, I got blowjobs from every major TV star? I even got Pam Dauber to slobber on my knob. Joyce DeWitt stopped speaking to me after I told that bitch to stop using teeth -- I wanted my dick sucked, not exfoliated. Andy Dick is obsessed with me and throws himself at me anytime he sees me. I would tell the poor boy to leave me alone, but I rather enjoy his flattery. And for you to treat me like this...when all it would take is one snap of my fingers and my agent, Art Hibke, would make sure that none of you worked in Hollywood again. I don't think you assholes know who you are dealing with. I'm a major star. I can get into any restaurant or night club I want. I walk down the street and every schmuck wants my autograph. Men want to be me and women want to be with me. I did this Big Brother show as a favor to all of you: having a megastar like me opens the door for all of you to find your own ways to fame. I don't have to be here. So treat me with respect and your career will take off. But if you want to piss this incredible opportunity away because you don't know any better and your parents never taught you to genuflect when a truly famous man with a 14-inch schlong offers you help, then go right ahead. I feel sorry for you.
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This has got to be an early leader for 2007 Post of the Year
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Whate

PopeDirkBenedict said:

I am Dirk Fucking Benedict. I can get any woman I want. You can't treat me like this! Do you realize that when I was on the A-Team, I got blowjobs from every major TV star? I even got Pam Dauber to slobber on my knob. Joyce DeWitt stopped speaking to me after I told that bitch to stop using teeth -- I wanted my dick sucked, not exfoliated. Andy Dick is obsessed with me and throws himself at me anytime he sees me. I would tell the poor boy to leave me alone, but I rather enjoy his flattery. And for you to treat me like this...when all it would take is one snap of my fingers and my agent, Art Hibke, would make sure that none of you worked in Hollywood again. I don't think you assholes know who you are dealing with. I'm a major star. I can get into any restaurant or night club I want. I walk down the street and every schmuck wants my autograph. Men want to be me and women want to be with me. I did this Big Brother show as a favor to all of you: having a megastar like me opens the door for all of you to find your own ways to fame. I don't have to be here. So treat me with respect and your career will take off. But if you want to piss this incredible opportunity away because you don't know any better and your parents never taught you to genuflect when a truly famous man with a 14-inch schlong offers you help, then go right ahead. I feel sorry for you.
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Whatever.

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