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F*ck sj.com gently with a chainsaw...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Killick, Jun 2, 2009.

  1. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    ... it's a "Heathers" sequel, with Winona Ryder and Christian Slater already signed.

    http://www.3news.co.nz/News/Winona-Ryder-and-Christian-Slater-set-for-Heathers-sequel/tabid/418/articleID/106834/cat/55/Default.aspx

    I love my dead gay son!
     
  2. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

    Fuck. Yes.
     
  3. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Fuck. NO.
     
  4. kokane_muthashed

    kokane_muthashed Active Member

    Yeah, I have a feeling the sequel will NOT be so very.
     
  5. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    My middle-aged angst bullshit has a body count doesn't have the same ring to it.
     
  6. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

    You guys suck. This movie will rock.
     
  7. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Rick, no one cares what a 40-year-old Veronica is fighting against. PTA mothers?
     
  8. kokane_muthashed

    kokane_muthashed Active Member

    Anti-shoplifting devices.
     
  9. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    So what beverage will be planted by the body to show the victim was gay? Putting bottled water next to him will only lead to the shocking revelation he was not earth-friendly.
     
  10. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

    I care. Deeply.
     
  11. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    This can only suck. I'm sure the main characters will be some beautiful CW kids, with the older generation as a background story. Once again, it can only suck.
     
  12. andyouare?

    andyouare? Guest

    How are they going to explain Christian Slater being alive?! The whole frickin' school blew up.

    I don't know. A where-are-they-now kind of thing might be fun. Maybe Martha Dumptruck went on biggest loser competition, the football guys are football coaches now, the heathers are Republicans, Winona Ryder is, uh, still hot.
     
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