Exclusive!! Russian from Pine Barrens surfaces in Toronto......

Sorry, slow day at the office. Kinda just popped into my head.

http://tinyurl.com/yk6e2fa

Authorities are looking for a man with a Russian accent, about 6’2”, last seen wearing a blue track suit and carrying a baseball bat.

 

In Russia, baseball bat carries YOU!

I love this meme.

 

"You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator."

"His house looked like shit."

 

The results of a recent poll:

 

Must have been him.

 

And just so everyone remembers:

May be still my favourite episode of the entire six seasons.

 

Didn't the Russian guy say something along the lines of I wash my balls with cold water?

 

Paulie Walnuts: You think we're diggin' a hole. That's right shithead, get to work. I know the ground's kind o' hard, but give it some o' that Siberian action.

Valery: Ya sech pubyuvyal sukye. (Cocksuckers, I'll kill you both)

Paulie Walnuts: Shut up!

Valery: Vishto davitzishtov na chaladna. (You think the cold bothers me?) No...dvam colodna. Amenya niet. (I wash my balls with ice water!) Ya payatsiev caladeeva deechadyeel. (This is warm.) Amerikozeh Sronye. (You American pieces of shit.) Poo! (Valery Spits)

Christopher Moltisanti: Fuck's he sayin'?

Paulie Walnuts: Who gives a shit. Keep diggin'. Not that it matters now. We didn't come ta your house ta kill ya! That mouth o' yours. You gotta learn to shut the fuck up.

Christopher Moltisanti: So how far is it to Atlantic City?

(Valery swings the shovel right into Chris's head and slams him hard. Then he hits Paulie with the other end of the shovel right in his stomach and runs off.)


I also like this exchange:

Christopher Moltisanti: We shoulda stopped at Roy Rogers.

Paulie Walnuts: And I shoulda fucked Dale Evans, but I didn't!