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Exclusive!! Russian from Pine Barrens surfaces in Toronto......

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by JR, Oct 29, 2009.

  1. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Sorry, slow day at the office. Kinda just popped into my head.


    Authorities are looking for a man with a Russian accent, about 6’2”, last seen wearing a blue track suit and carrying a baseball bat.
  2. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    In Russia, baseball bat carries YOU!

    I love this meme.
  3. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    "You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator."

    "His house looked like shit."
  4. Bad Guy Zero

    Bad Guy Zero Active Member

    The results of a recent poll:

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  5. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member


    Must have been him.
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  6. Bad Guy Zero

    Bad Guy Zero Active Member

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  7. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    And just so everyone remembers:

    May be still my favourite episode of the entire six seasons.
  8. Bodie_Broadus

    Bodie_Broadus Active Member

    Didn't the Russian guy say something along the lines of I wash my balls with cold water?
  9. Bad Guy Zero

    Bad Guy Zero Active Member

    Paulie Walnuts: You think we're diggin' a hole. That's right shithead, get to work. I know the ground's kind o' hard, but give it some o' that Siberian action.

    Valery: Ya sech pubyuvyal sukye. (Cocksuckers, I'll kill you both)

    Paulie Walnuts: Shut up!

    Valery: Vishto davitzishtov na chaladna. (You think the cold bothers me?) No...dvam colodna. Amenya niet. (I wash my balls with ice water!) Ya payatsiev caladeeva deechadyeel. (This is warm.) Amerikozeh Sronye. (You American pieces of shit.) Poo! (Valery Spits)

    Christopher Moltisanti: Fuck's he sayin'?

    Paulie Walnuts: Who gives a shit. Keep diggin'. Not that it matters now. We didn't come ta your house ta kill ya! That mouth o' yours. You gotta learn to shut the fuck up.

    Christopher Moltisanti: So how far is it to Atlantic City?

    (Valery swings the shovel right into Chris's head and slams him hard. Then he hits Paulie with the other end of the shovel right in his stomach and runs off.)

    I also like this exchange:

    Christopher Moltisanti: We shoulda stopped at Roy Rogers.

    Paulie Walnuts: And I shoulda fucked Dale Evans, but I didn't!
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