Ex-SF 3B Chris Brown dies; strained eyelid not to blame

Turns out one of baseball's softest players was working for HALLIBURTON in Iraq in his later years. He died today of burns suffered in a mysterious fire weeks ago. Apparently, no one knows how a fatally burned Brown got to the hospital for treatment.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/baseball/mlb/12/27/bc.bbo.browndies.ap/index.html

 

Chris Brown once hit the hardest HR I've seen. It was a straight, screaming liner past the left field seats at Wrigley. People were jumping out of the way.

 

Halliburton ... mysterious fire ... hmmmm ....

 

I saw Frank Thomas play for Auburn swinging an aluminum bat. Third baseman had to sign a waiver before each of his at-bats.

 

Anyone checked on Will the Thrill and Robby Thompson recently?

 

Let's see....

James Brown
Gerald Ford
Chris Brown

There's your three.

 

I remember reading a story about Brown working for Halliburton. Naturally, the writer took pains to point out that here was the biggest candy-ass in the game working in the most dangerous place on Earth to support his family.

He was very matter-of-fact about it, saying that the opportunity to make a good living was there and if something happened, something happened.

Can't remember if the writer asked about where all his baseball money went, thus necessitating him having to drive a truck for Halliburton in the middle of a take-no-prisoners war zone.

 

One of these things is not like the others...

 

Yep. Jerry isn't named "Brown."

 

He barely missed the post-1990 exponential shift in salaries, I reckon.

 

Very sobering and revealing story... revealing to a certain extent, about this in today's LA Times.

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-brown28dec28,1,1452085.story?coll=la-headlines-sports