Evil Delivery Man

Why am I typing this random post at 7-something in the morning? Because the dipshit delivery men bringing my new cabinets can't even hit the range of 8-5 they gave me. The worst part was how delighted the guy sounded telling me a few minutes ago he'd be here *before* eight, like he was doing me a huge favor. I'm sure 9-5ers love it, but i do not. The least he could do was not sound so goddamn chipper about it.

Rant over.

 

Would you be happier if he showed up at 6pm?

 

No, I wouldn't. I was just cranky when I first posted. Many cups of coffee later, I am grateful to have a living room full of giant boxes and not having to sit around all day waiting. I guess i was frustratingly amused at the idea that they gave me an eight-hour range and somehow didn't fall inside of that.

 

Would you rather have him wake you up or the the big sausage pizza delivery man? Put things into perspective.

 

I thought this thread was going to be about a significant other hooking up with a delivery man, so at least it wasn't that.

 

Yeah, what happened is definitely better than either the scenario presented by Mayfly or the one from Angola!

Such a shift in perspective. Since the incident didn't involve delivery-man cock, I count myself lucky and will never complain about anything again.

 

Nah, you can complain, that was just the first thing I thought of.
I would be furious if they delivered something to my house that early. I hate being woken up before 10 a.m. at the earliest.

 

They need to take into consideration not everyone is up the same time as them.

 

fnord