Everything's inverted

I thought this was the thread where everyone acts like their parallel universe board member.

 

That would make a fun (or possibly quickly locked) thread. Who is your SportsJournalists.com polar opposite?

 

Do it. Start it.

 

Seconded, though since I'm about to go to the bar it will probably be deleted by the time I get home.

 

Clever, you were the asshole in middle school, who pushed the fat kid into football player right before you started yelling "fight, fight, fight," weren't you?

 

Ride the mechanical bull once for me, would you? ;D

 

They are very, very tough. Of course, the only time I did it was in a tuxedo after prom.

 

Far, far, far from it, my friend.

 

A sybian is not a mechanical bull.

 

Touche. I cannot think of a dignified response for that.

 

I just got this picture of you yelling, "Do it" in a commanding tone. I could faintly hear ... "or I'll pants you in front of everyone" in the background.

 

I believe you were looking for this.