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Ever dreamed of a night with a pair of hookers?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by poindexter, Sep 19, 2007.

  1. andyouare?

    andyouare? Guest

    Yet another reason why we need immigration reform. If immigrants were paid a proper wage, they could afford a better quality of prostitute.
     
  2. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    And there will be no breakfast tomorrow... or lunch or dinner for that matter.


    I would do anything for love...

    But I won't do THAT.
     
  3. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    The sister may be available for a threesome:
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  4. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    She charges $5 extra to put your Old Milwaukee can coolie in there during oral sex.
     
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  5. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    There went lunch & dinner, too.
     
  6. EmbassyRow

    EmbassyRow Active Member

    "Sprinkle some fries on those CUPCAKES..." -Patton Oswalt
     
  7. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    Uh-huh. Yeesh.
     
  8. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    Chef, you'll be hearing from my attorneys.
     
  9. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Come on now ... all you gotta do is close your eyes.
     
  10. Chef

    Chef Active Member

     
  11. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Chef's feelin' it today. I've seen at least three ZING!-worthy posts outta him today.
     
  12. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    You know if I was poor and drunk, I might consider the two for $15, but I'd sure at least try to get 'em to pay $20.
     
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