Ever dreamed of a night with a pair of hookers?

The bottom one just looks like she's thinking, 'Get into my belly!"

 

Ever seen a shy turtle pull its head back into its shell?

...yeah. Little ER just did that.

 

Actually did dream once about a night with Peg Bundy. This was at least 10 years ago. Better looking in the dream than on the show. And have no clue why the dream was about Peg and not Kelly. ... But back on topic: Disgusting.

 

TTWHBBWP.

 

yes, he gets today's "bastard" vote.

 

And I thought this was a rugby thread...
Isn't Fort Payne the tube sock capital of the United States? and the home of the band Alabama (fwiw).
Talk about Deal or No Deal.

 

In a related story, poindexter caught an earlier flight out of Birmingham

 

Anybody ever hear the expression "eat the frog"?

 

The Hispanics are doing the jobs no American wants to. [/George Bush]

 

Pound for pound, this might be the best value in the history of American prostitution.

 

At one time, it was considered the tube sock capital of the country. It may still be, but imports have beat them up pretty badly, I believe. And the band Alabama is from there. My dad was born up there and my grandmother made a pretty good chunk of change selling at least one of the guys from the band land for his mansion.

I disavow any knowledge of the world's oldest profession in that little hamlet. The last time I read about Fort Payne was in Dennis Covington's most excellent "Salvation on Sand Mountain" about the snake-handlers in the area. Dad said when he was a kid they used to sneak up to the churches to watch them handle snakes and speak in tongues.