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Ethan Albright -- worst rated player on Madden -- Calls out John! (funny)

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Jeff_Rake, Oct 12, 2006.

  1. Jeff_Rake

    Jeff_Rake Member


    Good stuff.
  2. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    Re: Ethan Allen -- worst rated player on Madden -- Calls out John! (funny)

    Ethan Albright, not Allen.

    But anyway, is this phoreal?
  3. Gomer

    Gomer Active Member

    Re: Ethan Allen -- worst rated player on Madden -- Calls out John! (funny)

    No KY, it appears to be written by a Juan Turlington out of Ohio. Good stuff.
  4. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    Yeah, that was good. Although I fully expect John Madden has ingested his fair share of red pubes in his life already.
  5. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    I would say that is piss-myself funny ... but then Madden would probably rate my awareness about four points below Rod Smart. ;)
  6. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    That was faaaaan-tastic.
  7. Montezuma's Revenge

    Montezuma's Revenge Active Member

    That's pretty damn funny.
  8. Funniest thing I've read in a while.

    And from the what-are-the-odds-of-this-department: Mrs. Mustard once taught piano to Ethan Albright's kids. I shit you not.
  9. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    Wow...I'm in tears right now. Fucking hilarious.

    I enjoyed this, though it doesn't hold a candle to the "red pubes" line.

    When I'm not snapping balls, I snap necks.
  10. Space Monkey

    Space Monkey Member

    I have to agree with the Colonel.

    Funniest thing I've read in a while.
  11. Rusty Shackleford

    Rusty Shackleford Active Member

    That was fucking hilarious. Brilliant.
  12. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Fucking brilliant
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