ESPY's thread, spoiler link

http://thepologrounds.blogspot.com/2006/07/espys-recap.html

 

DEAR GOD, DON'T SPOIL THE RESULTS OF THE ESPYS!!!! : : :

 

Already saw them on the AP wire this afternoon.

 

The only thing I cared about was seeing whether your boy -- Big Ben -- had a messed up face. Surprisingly, he didn't. Not such a surprise is that it looks like he's lost weight.

 

From the "I can top that" desk: The local paper printed them in this morning's sports section. In agate. And that's it.

 

Hope he gains it back soon. He's much more attractive with the extra weight (and the real beard)

 

As much as I'm into Ben, I'm almost certain there was some plastic surgery on the nose, as well. (btw, love Joey Porter looking like a bad ass in the background ...)

 

so, will anyone watch? will you watch the red carpet show? jesus fucking christ. there's a red carpet show hosted by stuart scott. what is this world coming to?

 

I think the spoiler link is to the thread about kingcreole's kid.

 

I knew Lance was in the commercials, but I didn't realize until today that he was also the host. I had never thought of him as someone with on-screen charisma.

 

yeah, it's mildly interesting to think about him as a host. maybe i'll tune in for about the first 10 minutes to see if he does a monologue, but that's about all i can handle of this garbage.

 

Roethlisberger's plastic surgeons are fucking miracle workers.