ESPY'S: Nice editing

Looked like the show got cut up with a rusty cleaver. Why do I think the "Ricky Bobby" acceptance speech was funnier uncut? And these were the "stars" they got to show up? Carmen Electra? Josh Duhamel? It looked like a Surreal World try-out. Three words for ESPN. Better Gift Bags.

 

Wow, you watched that crap?

 

You know how I know you're gay? You watched the ESPYs.

 

I would like to deny watching it. But anyone - yes, even ESPN - that gives Kay Yow an award gets my full attention.

 

Well damn thanks Sam. Now I feel like a jerk.

 

They probably had to delete any John Elway references. It's in the fine print in the Arena Football contract.

 

What do you mean by that? That sounds interesting, and perhaps nefarious.

 

My thoughts exactly. I can't even imagine the horror ...

 

The only thing on TV tonight that probably was worse than Scott fucking Baio!

 

Which is why I picked up a book.

 

And my laptop.