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Esoteric all-time teams.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by dooley_womack1, Jul 7, 2007.

  1. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    It was a tough call... I figured there wasn't much chance that we'd be playing a single-wing offense. Jay Fiedler didn't make the cut, either.

    Are the two converts on the list, Sam McCullum and Andre Tippet, Kosher? I know very little about McCullum, but Tippett still practices Judaism.
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    QB: Big edge to KU.
    RB: Big edge to KU.
    WR: Big edge to MU.
    TE: Gargantuan edge to MU.
    OL: Even, for all I know.
    DL: Edge to Kansas.
    LB: Big edge to MU (Andy Russell, HOF)
    DB: Slight edge to MU (Because of Wehri)
    Special teams: Even, for all I know.

    And bubbler, the McDuffie wreck looked so innocent, it just looked like he went off the Watkins Glen road course and hit bales of hay. And was Krasnoff the wreck that decapitated someone?
  3. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    Dooley, J.D. McDuffie's car hit the hay, flew up in the air and landed roof first. IIRC, supposedly a beam of some sort pierced the roof and did in McDuffie.

    And for Xan's broken-body team, couldn't Kurt Warner go in the vacant hand category?
  4. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    SM51, yes.
  5. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    What about heart? And I don't mean in the romantic sense.
  6. boots

    boots New Member

    Ted Williams has to be on this team.
    He wanted to go out as an ash but became a popcicle. Talk about extremes.
  7. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Heart -- City of Cleveland, after The Drive.
  8. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Oh, I farked up: Robin Ventura, not Jessie.
  9. Jay Fiedler ain't making the Hall of Fame, either.
    (My son went to Bennie's alma mater so, Ragu, this time...it's PERSONAL.)
    FB -- The Wrath Of Goy.
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Wow, I don't remember the flip. Still sounds freakish, tho.
  11. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    I was at the Bennie Friedman's Pro Football HOF induction a few years ago. I had a nice conversation with Friedman's nephew, who was representing the family. It's not often you go to a Football HOF induction and end up interviewing an ophthalmologist.
  12. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Bubs - you can't bump Adam Petty because of the name thing. He's a Petty. Bump Irwin. But, yeah, Bonnett has to go up in that higher spot.
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