Entertain me

Still there? Battery power strong? Telling them you're a journalist and the laughter hasn't died down yet?

 

Flash, I BBAM needs a suggestive PM, stat!

 

BBAM,

You're missing Home Improvement. Pamela's back, and Debbe's there, too. It's a two-for.

Mike

 

Someone must have been called in to serve!

 

Or his laptop battery died.

 

Was it a picture of your penis?

 

Out for Day 2. Gotta check in after 5 p.m. to see if I'm back in tomorrow. I kinda hope I get called in again.

Negative.

Negative. Apparently the free wifi at the county courthouse allows you a certain number of page visits. I exceeded that number less than an hour into Day 2.

Better than that FoxNews shit they force upon us.

Negative. Thank GOD!

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Unfortunately, Ms. Flash didn't help me through Day 2. I can only hope I get selected for Day 3 so I at least have the opportunity for her always successful efforts.

 

Damn, sorry ... was out doing stuff all day.

 

For Day 3, if you get called in, stand up and say this:

"Your honor, I know a child molester when I see one and he's right there!" Point suddenly for dramatic effect. Point to the bailiff, an attorney or the court reporter. Doesn't matter. This also works for civil cases.

You should get bonus points if you do that while wearing the King costume.

 

Not funny.

 

But that was damn funny.