Enquirer: O.J. Simpson has brain cancer

Held up by industrial-strength kevlar straps to keep them out of their normal orientation of somewhere around mid-thigh level.

 

Yeah, cancer is just a means to an end. If someone jammed an ice pick into his neck, we'd joke about that too (in fact, we'd probably joke a lot more).

 

Those are real orbs.
Now, they might be hanging low in 20 years.
But for the time being they're passing all the right tests.

 

I sense great fear in you.
You have hate.
You have anger.
But you don't use them.

 

Will Lance Ito declare him really most sincerely dead?

 

John Lennon was right.

Instant Karma's gonna get you.
Gonna knock you right on the head.
You better get yourself together.
Pretty soon you're gonna be dead.

 

Frankly, I think Karma took this one off.

A 66-year-old former NFL player (possibly) having brain cancer 20 years after (almost certainly) killing his wife and her friend. Seems Karma could do better than that.

 

you mean the guy who prosecuted Lenny Bruce ? Cochran can rot in hell, with OJ and Ito and the other creeps

 

Well, he's been a social leper since the verdict and he's been in prison the past three-or-so years, so it's not as though he's ever gotten his pre-murder life back. But, yeah, I do agree that he should have suffered even more.

 

More like 20-Year Karma.

 

I won't joke about OJ, but he sure doesn't deserve any sympathy. That's all I will say.