Enquirer: Morgan Freeman to marry step-granddaughter

So he's Driving Miss Daisy in her carseat now?

 

Cross "bang my step-grandaughter" off his bucket list.

 

Not to rain on this fine fun-with-quotes parade, but is it possible this isn't a romantic thing but a business/legal deal? If he raised the girl he likely wants to make sure she inherits or has claim to his estate, but now she's too old to adopt or her parents wouldn't give up rights while she was a child. Also, a wife takes precedence over any children or ex-wives in estate matters. Is it possible they're doing this to push other family members out of the picture for business reasons?

 

It's possible, but I think the story indicates that he's also banging her.

 

Besides, that's what a Will is for.

 

sounds like true love to me? like woody and mia's adopted daughter, no? : : :

thanks for asking, ijag.

 

awesome pull. ;D ;D ;D

 

I'd like to think that the last thing that went through Morgan's mind — other than banging his step-granddaughter — is to wonder how the hell virtual incest ever got the best of him.

 

I blame viagra for the whole mess.

Without it, he'd just be leering at younger women, like a normal 72-year-old.

 

It will be honestly hard to watch a movie in which Morgan Freeman has a role ever again and there are a bunch that I would always stop and watch.

 

That's funny.