Emmitt Smith, Mario Lopez, Shana Moakler and Sara Evans...

just a few of the random has-beens clinging to celeblife thanks to "Dancing with (former) Stars"

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/14346090/

 

I read Shana Moakler and Travis Barker filed for divorce earlier this month.

What a shock. :

 

Is Tucker going to wear a bowtie?

 

Oh Emmitt, why couldn't you just gracefully go into retirement?

 

It'll only be worthwhile if Mario busts out some of the same moves he did on the SBTB episode w/ Casey Kasem. Anyone know if he's still sporting the jheri curl/mullet, aka The Jhullet?

 

I guess it's OK to do if Jerry Rice did it... No way does Emmitt finish second though.

I must admit, I like the show... A definite guilty pleasure...

 

Wasn't he married to Ali Landry for a few weeks, before cheating on her?

 

Emmitt will probably win. People have underestimated his footwork his entire career.

 

Make that four days.

 

Who's the bigger idiot in that marriage? Her for marrying him, or him for cheating on her?

 

Lopez is widely rumored to be gay... Not that there's anything wrong with that... I remember reading somewhere that Ali Landry caught him with a guy...

I'm sure doing this show will do wonders to debunk that rumor...

 

The story I heard was that Lopez was screwing around with the hired (female) entertainment at his bachelor party. Then right after the two got married, Landry saw a video of the bachelor party and what her new husband did and immediately got an annulment.

But, it is celebrity news, so who knows what's true.