Emmitt Smith is committing capital murder on the English language

Shannon kind of sounds like Don King -- if Don King had a tranq dart in his neck.

 

If you've ever been to one of Goose's sports bars in north Jersey, you would think that you were walking into a Drakkar factory.

 

Sorry, but booth analyst Emmett Smith has nothing on sideline reporter Eric Dickerson and studio analyst Tim Hardaway.

 

Captain, don't forget, Schlereth is practing his lines as Rock Hoover on "The Guiding Light." He's only moonlighting on ESPN.

I caught something on Dan Patrick's show I think this morning or yesterday when he questioned whether or not ESPN is cultivating or teaching guys like Smith, (formerly) Irvin, and Dee Brown how to be better analysts, rather than sit there and make complete of themselves.

 

A couple weeks ago Emmitt said the Patriots had an "era of invincibility." He said it twice.

 

And this differs from ESPN's other ex-jock analysts how, exactly?

* There are a few exceptions, Steve Young being one of them.

 

Nice play.

 

I'd rather have Schlereth than Trey Wingo.

There's a great YouTube video of Salisbury getting in a war of words with a bunch of egghead fans at Super Bowl XL. At one point, Salisbury brags that he was a (part-time) starting quarterback in the league while his critics were eating pizza.

I don't know where Sterling Sharpe went, but he was the only of the network's former-player analysts worth a shit.

I can see Warren Sapp working for ESPN within the next three years.

 

Sterling Sharpe works for the NFL Network.

 

Aha.

 

OK but only if he's on the same set as Keyshawn. I'd pay money to see those two insufferable jackasses tear each other's heads off.

 

I wanna see these guys on College Basketball Gameday.