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Elvis is dead. Or at least his teddy bear is.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by KJIM, Aug 3, 2006.

  1. KJIM

    KJIM Well-Known Member


    "A guard dog has ripped apart a collection of rare teddy bears, including one once owned by Elvis Presley."

    My dog has done this. Normally, I keep her happy with $1 stuffed animals from a thrift store, though. She's never beheaded a $75k one, for which I am grateful.
  2. Webster

    Webster Well-Known Member

    On the Today show this morning, David Gregory, who was doing the news, reported the story. Then, in a complete deadpan voice, he said something like "The Doberman has issued a statement of regret and wants to meet with leaders in the Teddy Bear community to discuss an appropriate path for healing."

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