Elizabeth Banks is bleeping Seth Rogen.

i bet most folks don't realize banks was in "seabiscuit." i had to watch it again to know it was her!

she was gorgeous but unrecognizable as a brunette. 8) 8) 8)

 

It looks like an otter.

 

I will fight you all.

 

How could any woman resist Seth Rogen's animal magnetism?

We all saw his ass in Knocked Up. It is the magnet, women are steel.

 

You guys do know Rogen, Banks and Kevin Smith are making a movie together, right?

 

Yeah. I cannot wait for anything containing Kevin Smith's name.

 

So I bet his appearance at the end, with the purple dildo in his hand, got you all hot and bothered, didn't it?

 

I let out a gigantic chuckle. Is that possible?

 

What smells like shoe polish?

 

Go open the store.

 

BRAG POST:

So, Liz -- that's Elizabeth Banks to you schlubs, but we're tight like that -- is one of the producers involved in my space movie. In fact, she and her husband, Max Handelman, got the ball rolling there.

Max is a very good guy; he wrote a swell book about fantasy football that some of you might know. But I hate him for being married to Liz. In addition to being hot, she's funny and she's smart. She also has a great voice. And she has two pitch-perfect on-screen moments to her credit: Her laugh in Catch Me If You Can when Leo says he's going to buy her a steak dinner, and her "Heyyyyy" reaction to Steve Carell's, "I hope you've got a big trunk, I'm gonna put my bike in it" line in 40-Year-Old Virgin.

We've gone out for dinner a couple of times, talked on the phone a bunch...

Oh look, here's her email address. Oh, and here's an invitation to her birthday party, which contains a picture of her embracing another hot chick.

Greatest birthday party invitation ever.

Wait. Let me look at that again... Oh, God, that's sweet.

Anyway, Max saw most of the new Kevin Smith movie the other night. He said it was hilarious, and that it was beyond filthy, which me likey.

Only awkward moment in our budding relationship: When I railed about how awful Swept Away was, forgetting entirely that it co-starred... Ms. Elizabeth Banks.

But no matter. You are right to be fighting over her heart, gentlemen. Just know, when you lay your heads on your pillows tonight, that I have touched her and she has touched me.

Email address to the highest bidder.

 

Jones, you are a cruel, cruel man.