Elderly ex-marine kills mugger with his bare hands

Been watching it on TBS too many times, you're probably right Bootsie..

 

I think somebody is being a little to literal. : Point is, killing a mugger with the bare hands isn't what we think of as "elderly" behavior -- i.e., playing bingo, talking incessantly about bowels. Can't believe I even need to make this point.

 

Actually, it's: "I'm going to rip out your eyes and piss in your dead skull."

Anyone who remembers my modified "A Few Good Men" rant about how Tron (I think) should have hit on some woman back in the day knows that I know my lines from that movie.

 

U ncle S am's M isguided C hildren.

God Bless 'em

Semper Fidelis!

 

May be an idiot, but he's absolutely correct on his point!

 

Anyone heard from this guy lately?

 

Sirs, Madames,

Lance Pitlick, a former (extremely over-paid) NHL defenceman told me that when he was introduced to the former marine who was going to be his father-in-law, he was stymied when asked: "Lance, have you ever killed a man with your bare hands?"

YHS, etc

 

Was Spinited in Costa Rica recently?

 

Ah, JR, so witty.
So brilliantly funny.

 

Actually, the now-deceased mugger was more than 50 years the guy's junior. He was 20 years old.

Coulda been worse. The question coulda been, "Joey Lance, do you like movies about gladiators?"

 

Well done!

 

Respect his gangsta.