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eHarmony tells people to date reporters

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by spikechiquet, Jun 6, 2014.

  1. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member


    No. 2 - if by flexible you mean always having to work on 9 stories at a time and NEVER will have time for lunch...then yes, a reporter is flexible.

    Seriously...did the writer of this watch a few TV shows (Everybody Love Raymond and maybe My Boys?) and "figure" this out?
  2. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    14. The sportswriter has an in with the local professional teams. He can not only get you free passes to the press box, but you can also meet the players in the locker room and get their autographs!

    Oh, and to add to the list:

    16. JV volleyball games make great dates.
  3. Bradley Guire

    Bradley Guire Well-Known Member

    Date a reporter. He's unemployed and could use a free meal and maybe a pity lay.
  4. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    17. Understand the importance of March 14th to reporters. To give is to receive.
  5. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    Meals in the press box have all four food groups.
  6. Gator

    Gator Well-Known Member


    2. Reporters are usually self-employed and have flexible schedules. If you’re free for lunch on a Wednesday, your significant other might be able to join you. Unfortunately, you likely are paying for lunch.
  7. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    What would the WAR be for a reporter against another significant other?
  8. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    16. They won't be threatened by a spouse who makes more money than them. They'll be relieved.
  9. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Because, when you're arguing, what's more endearing than someone who can correct you on EXACTLY what you said?
  10. Guy_Incognito

    Guy_Incognito Well-Known Member

    "I thought that was off the record!"
  11. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Reporters are 21 years old and can get beer for you and your friends.
  12. da man

    da man Well-Known Member

    So you're saying there's a chance...?
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