eHarmony tells people to date reporters

http://www.eharmony.com/dating-advice/dating-advice-for-you/15-reasons-to-date-a-reporter/#.U5FFmi8WckL

No. 2 - if by flexible you mean always having to work on 9 stories at a time and NEVER will have time for lunch...then yes, a reporter is flexible.

Seriously...did the writer of this watch a few TV shows (Everybody Love Raymond and maybe My Boys?) and "figure" this out?

 

14. The sportswriter has an in with the local professional teams. He can not only get you free passes to the press box, but you can also meet the players in the locker room and get their autographs!

Oh, and to add to the list:

16. JV volleyball games make great dates.

 

Date a reporter. He's unemployed and could use a free meal and maybe a pity lay.

 

17. Understand the importance of March 14th to reporters. To give is to receive.

 

Meals in the press box have all four food groups.

 

Fixed.

2. Reporters are usually self-employed and have flexible schedules. If you’re free for lunch on a Wednesday, your significant other might be able to join you. Unfortunately, you likely are paying for lunch.

 

What would the WAR be for a reporter against another significant other?

 

16. They won't be threatened by a spouse who makes more money than them. They'll be relieved.

 

Because, when you're arguing, what's more endearing than someone who can correct you on EXACTLY what you said?

 

"I thought that was off the record!"

 

Reporters are 21 years old and can get beer for you and your friends.

 

So you're saying there's a chance...?