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Dwight Howard: God will help Magic beat Lakers

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by sirvaliantbrown, May 31, 2009.

  1. http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/dailydime?page=dime-090531

    Earlier, I asked Howard in the locker room to give me one or two reasons why I should consider picking the Magic to defeat the Lakers.

    "God" was his answer, which was met with the counterargument that the Lord probably has better things to worry about than who wins a basketball game, and besides, religion and politics are usually best kept out of sports stories.

    "That's the reason, I'm telling you," Howard replied.

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    Dwight Howard is a fantastic basketball player and a nice-enough-seeming human. However, he just lost 483 points in my heart.
     
  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Urge to make a comment about why God might not like Kobe rising...rising...rising...
     
  3. Mark2010

    Mark2010 Active Member

    Karma comes back to kick Kobe the Rapist in the butt once more. That would be fitting.

    If something freaky happens in the series, maybe we'll all know Howard was right.
     
  4. Or, maybe, he's on mushrooms.
     
  5. Blitz

    Blitz Active Member

    Did you notice, when Ernie Johnson leaned to him for a comment on the winners' podium last nite, how he stole the microphone for an extended speech.
    Ernie kept trying to hold it, but Dwight gradually took it away.
    He thanked God first, of course.
     
  6. ondeadline

    ondeadline Active Member

    Let me get this straight: According to George Karl, Jesus couldn't stop Kobe Bryant. According to Dwight Howard, God will help the Magic beat the Lakers. I'm guessing God plays better defense than Jesus?
     
  7. armageddon

    armageddon Active Member

    As a full-time Roman Catholic I can assure you the Holy Spirit is the defensive specialist.
     
  8. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    God also can hit a curve ball.
     
  9. Del_B_Vista

    Del_B_Vista Active Member

    Yes, God plays better defense than Jesus Shuttlesworth.
     
  10. Point of Order

    Point of Order Active Member

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    God Shamgod plays for the Magic?
     
  11. Pancamo

    Pancamo Active Member

    Why did god let the hypocrite have a kid out of wedlock?
     
  12. crusoes

    crusoes Active Member

    Only God can hit a 1-iron.
     
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