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DUI Stop

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by HC, Mar 3, 2007.

  1. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

  2. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    That's not real, it's from Reno 911.

    Assuming you know that, but just in case.
     
  3. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    I knew it wasn't real but didn't know the source. Thanks. :)
     
  4. boots

    boots New Member

    Damn, you got me. I thought it was real.
     
  5. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    I was fooled, too.
    "I'm not a dancer, I'm just drunk."

    Awesome.
     
  6. I'm guessing that's not the first time you've said that on the board.
     
  7. spup1122

    spup1122 Guest

    I thought it was real, too, but I was laughing so hard.
     
  8. boots

    boots New Member

    Actually it is.
     
  9. indiansnetwork

    indiansnetwork Active Member

    That was hilarious.
     
  10. tyler durden 71351

    tyler durden 71351 Active Member

    That was funny...I heard a story from an old time statehouse reporter about one legislator who got caught in a DUI checkpoint. When the cop asked him to walk in a straight line, the guy went and walked the line -- on his hands. Cop let him go, because if you can do a handstand, you can't be that drunk.
     
  11. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Good story, but it reminded me that being a smartass to an authority figure can backfire.

    There's a story in my hometown about a cranky old judge who was notorious for his lack of humour. This one time, at court, he gave 30 days in jail to a guy who scoffed at what he figured was a pretty light sentence:

    Convict: "Thirty days? I can do that standing on my head!"

    Judge (not missing a beat): "In that case, I suppose I'd better give you 30 more days in which you'll learn how to stand upright." *gavel* "Next case."
     
  12. melock

    melock Active Member

    Very amusing. I knew once they got into jazz dancing it was bullshit, yet I still enjoyed it.
     
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