DUI Stop

Sorry if this is a D_B but it was too funny not to share ...

http://s95.photobucket.com/albums/l151/ezra_021/?action=view&current=Best_DUI_Ever.flv

 

That's not real, it's from Reno 911.

Assuming you know that, but just in case.

 

I knew it wasn't real but didn't know the source. Thanks.

 

Damn, you got me. I thought it was real.

 

I was fooled, too.
"I'm not a dancer, I'm just drunk."

Awesome.

 

I'm guessing that's not the first time you've said that on the board.

 

I thought it was real, too, but I was laughing so hard.

 

Actually it is.

 

That was hilarious.

 

That was funny...I heard a story from an old time statehouse reporter about one legislator who got caught in a DUI checkpoint. When the cop asked him to walk in a straight line, the guy went and walked the line -- on his hands. Cop let him go, because if you can do a handstand, you can't be that drunk.

 

Good story, but it reminded me that being a smartass to an authority figure can backfire.

There's a story in my hometown about a cranky old judge who was notorious for his lack of humour. This one time, at court, he gave 30 days in jail to a guy who scoffed at what he figured was a pretty light sentence:

Convict: "Thirty days? I can do that standing on my head!"

Judge (not missing a beat): "In that case, I suppose I'd better give you 30 more days in which you'll learn how to stand upright." *gavel* "Next case."

 

Very amusing. I knew once they got into jazz dancing it was bullshit, yet I still enjoyed it.