Drunk 4-year old boy in dress steals neighbor's Christmas presents

News Channel 9, Chattanooga, TN (There is video in the link of the mom being interviewed)

I find this whole story so very strange. The mother claims the kid was able to open a door that had a safety knob on it and somehow open a cooler and crack a can.

The kid wanted to be "like his dad."

 

A 21-year old with a 4-year old kid. A dad who's behind bars. Gee I'm shocked at this.

The kid wants to "be like his dad." His dad sounds like a great role model.

Still a funny story, no matter how sad the situation for the kid is.

 

The story doesn't say why the dad is in jail, but let's hope he stays behind bars until the kid is well into adulthood.

 

Research shows that the kid is very happy living in Tennessee, though.

 

I just hope he was not nursing that beer all night.

 

One beer and the kid is looting the streets in a dress?

Man, he's a lightweight.

 

So he wants to be like his dad and puts on a dress? Hmmm, maybe dad isn't too disappointed to be in prison.

There's also a Lane Kiffin joke in here somewhere, but damned if I can figure it out.

 

Okay, that was funny. So was the crack about the kid being a lightweight.

 

This can't be a news story. This has to be a country song.

 

I was thinking the same thing about Lane Kiffin.

 

The kid wanted to be 'like dad' alright. He wanted to go to jail, too.